Satyameva Jayate

A guide to be secular in India:
1. Anything which bears tag of ancient India is bad. Criticize it, deny it, negate it.
2. Always oppose Indian contributions to society prior to British raj.
3. Never ever utter the ‘H’ word (Hindu). If need be balance it with equal mention of other religions.
4. No matter how anti-national, anti-social a person or act might be, if it is from minority section always praise it.
5. Bear in mind – Pakistan, Bangladesh, and China are an ideal nation. India should learn from them. Always stand in their support and to gain their support hurl all sort of accusations on India.
6. Finally, all religion are equal, however, Hinduism is not a religion hence should not be treated equally.